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2025 Draft Board

Graded with hindsight. STEAL means the pick massively outplayed its slot. BUST means an early-round pick faceplanted while its manager watched.

Steal 7 picks

R14 · 136 Caleb Williams QB carterbrown 325.2
R8 · 76 George Pickens WR carterbrown 291.9
R8 · 79 Chris Olave WR CadeZerr 269.0
R6 · 54 Zay Flowers WR sammoore05 243.3
R5 · 42 Travis Kelce TE CadeZerr 193.2
R11 · 104 Brandon Aubrey K Hornbucket69 180.6
R12 · 120 Houston Texans DEF Kebz 152.0

Bust 3 picks

R1 · 9 Malik Nabers WR tyadams 57.1
R2 · 16 Brian Thomas WR carterbrown 138.8
R3 · 29 Alvin Kamara RB tyadams 29.7

The Report Card

Class value vs round average · 👑 = top-5 pick league-wide

#	Manager	Class Pts	Value	Best Pick	Worst Pick	👑
1	CadeZerr	2436	+406	Chris Olave · Rd 8, +160	Mike Evans · Rd 4, -135	1
2	sammoore05	2375	+345	Tyler Warren · Rd 9, +79	Dont'e Thornton · Rd 14, -44
3	Kebz	2365	+336	Patrick Mahomes · Rd 6, +117	Tyrone Tracy · Rd 8, -88
4	carterbrown	2222	+193	Caleb Williams · Rd 14, +267	Tyreek Hill · Rd 4, -116	1
5	mattbohall	2064	+35	Trey McBride · Rd 4, +147	Joe Mixon · Rd 9, -110
6	Hornbucket69	2002	-27	Jalen Hurts · Rd 4, +136	Brian Robinson · Rd 10, -115	1
7	tonyczajka	1948	-81	Christian McCaffrey · Rd 1, +140	Kaleb Johnson · Rd 10, -128	1
8	RyanAndrew88	1935	-94	Justin Herbert · Rd 7, +171	Austin Ekeler · Rd 11, -109
9	kkissel2121	1474	-555	Javonte Williams · Rd 11, +121	Chris Godwin · Rd 10, -128
10	tyadams	1471	-558	Travis Etienne · Rd 10, +126	Malik Nabers · Rd 1, -219	1

Round 1

Picks 1–10

1 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN Kebz 313.6 pts

2 Bijan Robinson RB ATL CadeZerr 370.8 pts

3 Justin Jefferson WR MIN kkissel2121 201.5 pts

4 Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET Hornbucket69 366.9 pts

5 Saquon Barkley RB PHI carterbrown 232.3 pts

6 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL RyanAndrew88 200.9 pts

7 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET sammoore05 324.0 pts

8 Christian McCaffrey RB SF tonyczajka 416.6 pts

9 bust Malik Nabers WR NYG tyadams 57.1 pts

10 Derrick Henry RB BAL mattbohall 279.5 pts

Round 2

Picks 11–20

11 Ashton Jeanty RB LV mattbohall 245.1 pts

12 Puka Nacua WR LAR tyadams 375.0 pts

13 Nico Collins WR HOU tonyczajka 226.2 pts

14 De'Von Achane RB MIA sammoore05 322.8 pts

15 Josh Jacobs RB GB RyanAndrew88 237.1 pts

16 bust Brian Thomas WR JAX carterbrown 138.8 pts

17 Drake London WR ATL Hornbucket69 201.9 pts

18 Brock Bowers TE LV kkissel2121 176.2 pts

19 Jonathan Taylor RB IND CadeZerr 362.3 pts

20 A.J. Brown WR PHI Kebz 220.3 pts

Round 3

Picks 21–30

21 Chase Brown RB CIN Kebz 282.6 pts

22 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA CadeZerr 359.9 pts

23 Kyren Williams RB LAR kkissel2121 263.3 pts

24 Bucky Irving RB TB Hornbucket69 138.5 pts

25 Josh Allen QB BUF carterbrown 374.6 pts

26 Tee Higgins WR CIN RyanAndrew88 211.6 pts

27 Lamar Jackson QB BAL sammoore05 221.9 pts

28 James Cook RB BUF tonyczajka 302.2 pts

29 bust Alvin Kamara RB NO tyadams 29.7 pts

30 Ladd McConkey WR LAC mattbohall 180.9 pts

Round 4

Picks 31–40

31 Trey McBride TE ARI mattbohall 315.9 pts

32 Kenneth Walker RB SEA tyadams 191.9 pts

33 Terry McLaurin WR WAS tonyczajka 114.2 pts

34 Breece Hall RB NYJ sammoore05 207.7 pts

35 TreVeyon Henderson RB NE RyanAndrew88 206.2 pts

36 Tyreek Hill WR MIA carterbrown 53.5 pts

37 Jalen Hurts QB PHI Hornbucket69 305.1 pts

38 Marvin Harrison WR ARI kkissel2121 127.8 pts

39 Mike Evans WR TB CadeZerr 34.0 pts

40 Omarion Hampton RB LAC Kebz 135.7 pts

Round 5

Picks 41–50

41 George Kittle TE SF Kebz 161.5 pts

42 steal Travis Kelce TE KC CadeZerr 193.2 pts

43 Jayden Daniels QB WAS kkissel2121 39.8 pts

44 DK Metcalf WR PIT Hornbucket69 187.2 pts

45 Chuba Hubbard RB CAR carterbrown 125.4 pts

46 Sam LaPorta TE DET RyanAndrew88 106.9 pts

47 Garrett Wilson WR NYJ sammoore05 99.5 pts

48 James Conner RB ARI tonyczajka 33.3 pts

49 Joe Burrow QB CIN tyadams 139.5 pts

50 Courtland Sutton WR DEN mattbohall 219.7 pts

Round 6

Picks 51–60

51 Davante Adams WR LAR mattbohall 222.9 pts

52 David Montgomery RB DET tyadams 84.2 pts

53 Baker Mayfield QB TB tonyczajka 142.6 pts

54 steal Zay Flowers WR BAL sammoore05 243.3 pts

55 Quinshon Judkins RB CLE RyanAndrew88 169.8 pts

56 DJ Moore WR CHI carterbrown 170.2 pts

57 T.J. Hockenson TE MIN Hornbucket69 112.8 pts

58 Rashee Rice WR KC kkissel2121 150.1 pts

59 DeVonta Smith WR PHI CadeZerr 201.8 pts

60 Patrick Mahomes QB KC Kebz 296.7 pts

Round 7

Picks 61–70

61 Jameson Williams WR DET Kebz 219.9 pts

62 Bo Nix QB DEN CadeZerr 70.2 pts

63 Travis Hunter WR JAX kkissel2121 14.5 pts

64 Isiah Pacheco RB KC Hornbucket69 35.9 pts

65 Mark Andrews TE BAL carterbrown 131.0 pts

66 Justin Herbert QB LAC RyanAndrew88 299.9 pts

67 RJ Harvey RB DEN sammoore05 206.6 pts

68 Evan Engram TE DEN tonyczajka 7.3 pts

69 Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR tyadams 211.4 pts

70 Tony Pollard RB TEN mattbohall 94.9 pts

Round 8

Picks 71–80

71 Jakobi Meyers WR LV mattbohall 46.8 pts

72 David Njoku TE CLE tyadams 6.7 pts

73 Deebo Samuel WR WAS tonyczajka 166.3 pts

74 Aaron Jones RB MIN sammoore05 118.7 pts

75 Calvin Ridley WR TEN RyanAndrew88 45.0 pts

76 steal George Pickens WR DAL carterbrown 291.9 pts

77 Xavier Worthy WR KC Hornbucket69 98.2 pts

78 D'Andre Swift RB CHI kkissel2121 23.4 pts

79 steal Chris Olave WR NO CadeZerr 269.0 pts

80 Tyrone Tracy RB NYG Kebz 20.2 pts

Round 9

Picks 81–90

81 Jerry Jeudy WR CLE Kebz 47.7 pts

82 Rome Odunze WR CHI CadeZerr 146.1 pts

83 Jordan Addison WR MIN kkissel2121 135.1 pts

84 Jaylen Waddle WR MIA Hornbucket69 194.1 pts

85 Cooper Kupp WR SEA carterbrown 117.3 pts

86 Ricky Pearsall WR SF RyanAndrew88 52.3 pts

87 Tyler Warren TE IND sammoore05 188.5 pts

88 Stefon Diggs WR NE tonyczajka 210.3 pts

89 Matthew Golden WR GB tyadams 5.1 pts

90 Joe Mixon RB HOU mattbohall 0.0 pts

Round 10

Picks 91–100

91 Emeka Egbuka WR TB mattbohall 195.7 pts

92 Travis Etienne RB JAX tyadams 253.9 pts

93 Kaleb Johnson RB PIT tonyczajka -0.1 pts

94 Khalil Shakir WR BUF sammoore05 166.4 pts

95 Jake Ferguson TE DAL RyanAndrew88 188.1 pts

96 Cam Skattebo RB NYG carterbrown 127.7 pts

97 Brian Robinson RB SF Hornbucket69 13.1 pts

98 Chris Godwin WR TB kkissel2121 0.0 pts

99 Jaylen Warren RB PIT CadeZerr 217.1 pts

100 J.K. Dobbins RB DEN Kebz 115.9 pts

Round 11

Picks 101–110

101 Michael Pittman WR IND Kebz 202.4 pts

102 Kyler Murray QB ARI CadeZerr 33.3 pts

103 Javonte Williams RB DAL kkissel2121 242.8 pts

104 steal Brandon Aubrey K DAL Hornbucket69 180.6 pts

105 Colston Loveland TE CHI carterbrown 7.3 pts

106 Austin Ekeler RB WAS RyanAndrew88 13.1 pts

107 Philadelphia Eagles DEF PHI sammoore05 147.0 pts

108 Cameron Dicker K LAC tonyczajka 166.0 pts

109 Baltimore Ravens DEF BAL tyadams 79.0 pts

110 Denver Broncos DEF DEN mattbohall 151.0 pts

Round 12

Picks 111–120

111 Chris Boswell K PIT mattbohall 34.0 pts

112 Matt Gay K WAS tyadams 7.0 pts

113 Green Bay Packers DEF GB tonyczajka 22.0 pts

114 Jake Bates K DET sammoore05 54.0 pts

115 Harrison Butker K KC RyanAndrew88 140.0 pts

116 Jake Elliott K PHI carterbrown 52.0 pts

117 Jordan Mason RB MIN Hornbucket69 93.3 pts

118 Pittsburgh Steelers DEF PIT kkissel2121 72.0 pts

119 Tucker Kraft TE GB CadeZerr 50.8 pts

120 steal Houston Texans DEF HOU Kebz 152.0 pts

Round 13

Picks 121–130

121 Chase McLaughlin K TB Kebz 149.0 pts

122 Detroit Lions DEF DET CadeZerr 83.0 pts

123 Evan McPherson K CIN kkissel2121 12.0 pts

124 Buffalo Bills DEF BUF Hornbucket69 36.0 pts

125 Minnesota Vikings DEF MIN carterbrown 75.0 pts

126 Kansas City Chiefs DEF KC RyanAndrew88 64.0 pts

127 Zach Charbonnet RB SEA sammoore05 60.1 pts

128 Kyle Pitts TE ATL tonyczajka 93.0 pts

129 Keon Coleman WR BUF tyadams 30.8 pts

130 Nick Chubb RB HOU mattbohall 28.2 pts

Round 14

Picks 131–140

131 Jared Goff QB DET mattbohall 49.8 pts

132 Shedeur Sanders QB CLE tyadams 0.0 pts

133 Jayden Reed WR GB tonyczajka 48.5 pts

134 Dont'e Thornton WR LV sammoore05 14.4 pts

135 Amari Cooper WR LV RyanAndrew88 0.0 pts

136 steal Caleb Williams QB CHI carterbrown 325.2 pts

137 Brock Purdy QB SF Hornbucket69 38.4 pts

138 Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS kkissel2121 15.9 pts

139 Cam Little K JAX CadeZerr 44.0 pts

140 J.J. McCarthy QB MIN Kebz 47.9 pts