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carterbrown
Scouting reportAn 8-6 debut in 2022 suggested promise. The four seasons since β 5-9, 5-9, 6-8 β suggest the debut was the fluke. Remarkably consistent, in the way a leaky faucet is consistent.
The Book on carterbrown
Franchise history Β· as told by the league officeIn 2022, carterbrown went 8-6, won two playoff games, and finished third in the league's inaugural season. A podium finish, a bronze medal, a foundation to build on. He has spent every season since methodically dismantling that foundation brick by brick: 5-9, 5-9, 6-8. The debut wasn't a preview. It was the whole movie, and everything after has been credits.
No manager in this league has a stranger relationship with the draft. In 2024, Carter unearthed Brian Thomas in the ninth round β 284 points, a genuine steal, real scouting. Then in 2025 he drafted Brian Thomas again, this time in the second round, where the same player delivered 138.8 points and a valuable lesson about selling high on your own discoveries. The same man, in consecutive years, was both Carter's best pick and his worst one. Meanwhile his 14th-round flier on Caleb Williams returned 325 points, the kind of pick that proves the talent is in there somewhere, buried under whatever keeps producing 5-9.
His personal demons wear familiar faces: 0-4 lifetime against sammoore05, 2-6 against CadeZerr, and 1-5 against Tony. His team names β "I Love a Younghoe," "Dicker Down," "Tyreek's 6th Baby Momma" β remain undefeated even as the rosters underneath them go 5-9. Carter is the league's great cautionary tale: proof that you can find Brian Thomas twice and Caleb Williams in the 14th and still lose to a leaky faucet's schedule. The bronze from 2022 sits on the shelf, aging like a photo of someone else.
Year by Year
| Year | Team Name | Record | PF | PA | Seed | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 | I Love a Younghoe | 8β6 | 1867.1 | 1695.7 | 3 | π₯ Third |
| 2023 | Dicker Down | 5β9 | 1467.0 | 1614.2 | 11 | β |
| 2024 | LGBTQB Club | 5β9 | 1519.8 | 1688.9 | 10 | β |
| 2025 | Tyreekβs 6th Baby Momma | 6β8 | 1561.1 | 1719.9 | 8 | β |
| 2026 | Tyreekβs 6th Baby Momma | 0β0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | β | Pending |
Career Extremes
Franchise Legends
Most points started for this team Β· all-time| # | Player | Pos | Years | Drafted | Pts Started | Pts Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Derrick Henry | RB | β22 β24 | Γ2 | 618.7 | 639.2 |
| 2 | George Pickens | WR | β22 β23 β25 | Γ3 | 515.3 | 667.2 |
| 3 | Tyreek Hill | WR | β22 β25 | Γ2 | 388.0 | 400.7 |
| 4 | Josh Allen | QB | β25 | Γ1 | 374.6 | 374.6 |
| 5 | Jalen Hurts | QB | β22 | Γ1 | 374.6 | 384.0 |
| 6 | Brian Thomas | WR | β24 β25 | Γ2 | 332.1 | 422.8 |
| 7 | David Montgomery | RB | β22 β23 | Γ2 | 324.2 | 384.9 |
| 8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | β24 | Γ1 | 316.2 | 316.2 |
The Type
Drafted more than once Β· this is a patternDraft Record
Class value vs round average Β· crowns = top-5 picks league-wide| Year | Class Pts | Value | Best Pick | Worst Pick | π |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 | 2522 | +493 | Jalen Hurts Β· Rd 7, +220 | Cam Akers Β· Rd 5, -125 | 1 |
| 2023 | 1861 | -126 | George Pickens Β· Rd 6, +63 | Chicago Bears Β· Rd 14, -87 | |
| 2024 | 2217 | +190 | Brian Thomas Β· Rd 9, +168 | Xavier Legette Β· Rd 12, -95 | |
| 2025 | 2222 | +193 | Caleb Williams Β· Rd 14, +267 | Tyreek Hill Β· Rd 4, -116 | 1 |
Front Office File
The moves Β· the crimes Β· the regretsRoster Stories
Draft day vs the final roster Β· what survived2025 9 of 14 draft picks survived the season 64% retention
- R1 Saquon Barkley 232
- R2 Brian Thomas 139
- R3 Josh Allen 375
- R4 Tyreek Hill 54 cut
- R5 Chuba Hubbard 125
- R6 DJ Moore 170
- R7 Mark Andrews 131
- R8 George Pickens 292
- R9 Cooper Kupp 117
- R10 Cam Skattebo 128 cut
- R11 Colston Loveland 7 cut
- R12 Jake Elliott 52 cut
- R13 Minnesota Vikings 75 cut
- R14 Caleb Williams 325
- R3 Josh Allen 375
- R14 Caleb Williams 325
- R8 George Pickens 292
- R1 Saquon Barkley 232
- R6 DJ Moore 170
- R2 Brian Thomas 139
- R7 Mark Andrews 131
- FA Harold Fannin 127
- R5 Chuba Hubbard 125
- FA Zach Charbonnet 121
- R9 Cooper Kupp 117
- FA Kyle Monangai 110
- FA Los Angeles Chargers 63
- FA Daniel Carlson 47
2024 10 of 14 draft picks survived the season 71% retention
- R1 Amon-Ra St. Brown 316
- R2 Derrick Henry 336
- R3 Deebo Samuel 154
- R4 C.J. Stroud 232
- R5 Dalton Kincaid 101
- R6 Rhamondre Stevenson 176
- R7 Keenan Allen 70 cut
- R8 Javonte Williams 158
- R9 Brian Thomas 284
- R10 Caleb Williams 261
- R11 Younghoe Koo 111
- R12 Xavier Legette 8 cut
- R13 Mike Williams 3 cut
- R14 Miami Dolphins 8 cut
- R2 Derrick Henry 336
- R1 Amon-Ra St. Brown 316
- R9 Brian Thomas 284
- R10 Caleb Williams 261
- R4 C.J. Stroud 232
- FA Darnell Mooney 191
- R6 Rhamondre Stevenson 176
- R8 Javonte Williams 158
- R3 Deebo Samuel 154
- R11 Younghoe Koo 111
- R5 Dalton Kincaid 101
- FA Tampa Bay Buccaneers 55
- FA Gus Edwards 32
- FA Braelon Allen 22
2023 9 of 14 draft picks survived the season 64% retention
- R1 Travis Kelce 219
- R2 A.J. Brown 290
- R3 Rhamondre Stevenson 146
- R4 Justin Fields 239
- R5 Alexander Mattison 133
- R6 George Pickens 209
- R7 David Montgomery 207
- R8 Brandin Cooks 173
- R9 Jahan Dotson 125
- R10 Odell Beckham 30 cut
- R11 Deshaun Watson 55 cut
- R12 Skyy Moore 0 cut
- R13 Cameron Dicker 31 cut
- R14 Chicago Bears 4 cut
- R2 A.J. Brown 290
- R4 Justin Fields 239
- R1 Travis Kelce 219
- R6 George Pickens 209
- R7 David Montgomery 207
- R8 Brandin Cooks 173
- FA Sam Howell 162
- R3 Rhamondre Stevenson 146
- R5 Alexander Mattison 133
- R9 Jahan Dotson 125
- waiver Elijah Moore 102
- FA Gerald Everett 73
- FA Dustin Hopkins 61
- FA Washington Commanders 14
2022 10 of 14 draft picks survived the season 71% retention
- R1 Derrick Henry 303
- R2 Tyreek Hill 347
- R3 Deebo Samuel 168
- R4 David Montgomery 178
- R5 Cam Akers 23 cut
- R6 Dallas Goedert 113 cut
- R7 Jalen Hurts 384
- R8 Gabe Davis 172
- R9 Rashod Bateman 45 cut
- R10 Rhamondre Stevenson 31 cut
- R11 Christian Kirk 242
- R12 Younghoe Koo 157
- R13 George Pickens 167
- R14 Dallas Cowboys 192
- R7 Jalen Hurts 384
- R2 Tyreek Hill 347
- R1 Derrick Henry 303
- R11 Christian Kirk 242
- R14 Dallas Cowboys 192
- R4 David Montgomery 178
- R8 Gabe Davis 172
- R3 Deebo Samuel 168
- R13 George Pickens 167
- R12 Younghoe Koo 157
- waiver Jerick McKinnon 111
- waiver Evan Engram 82
- FA Marquise Brown 47
- FA Deshaun Watson 41
Head to Head
Lifetime Β· playoffs included| Opponent | W | L | Avg PF | Avg PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| | 2 | 6 | 110.8 | 124.4 |
| | 4 | 3 | 126.2 | 130.8 |
| | 3 | 4 | 113.1 | 104.7 |
| | 4 | 2 | 125.3 | 122.2 |
| | 4 | 2 | 111.3 | 109.1 |
| | 1 | 5 | 113.0 | 116.8 |
| | 3 | 3 | 104.6 | 99.2 |
| | 3 | 2 | 133.4 | 136.6 |
| | 3 | 2 | 121.8 | 117.1 |
| | 1 | 4 | 90.6 | 120.4 |
| | 0 | 4 | 101.1 | 132.3 |
| | 0 | 1 | 120.9 | 152.8 |