Retired · In since 2022 · Nº 12
cojo69
Scouting reportThree seasons, one 1-13 catastrophe in 2024, immediate retirement. Some men are built for this league. He was not.
The Book on cojo69
Franchise history · as told by the league officeNo manager has ever lived at the extremes like cojo69. Open the Goodfellas record book and his name is everywhere, on both pages: highest single-week score in league history (216.90). Biggest beatdown ever (+132.38). Lowest single-week score in league history (25.72). Fewest points in a season. Longest losing streak (10 games). Five all-time records — two of glory, three of shame — held simultaneously by one man. He is the league's entire dynamic range in a single career.
And the punchline within the punchline: both scoring extremes came against the same opponent. The 216.90 masterpiece? Against Kebz, week 3 of 2023. The 25.72 abomination? Also against Kebz, week 6 of 2024. One man, one rival, the best and worst fantasy performances ever recorded in this league. Kebz didn't have a rivalry with cojo69; he had a front-row season ticket to a meteor.
The arc itself was brutal in its clarity: 8-6, then 9-5 with a third-place finish — genuinely good, trending up, a contender — and then 2024 happened. A 1-13 season under the team name "Dick Cheese," featuring the ten-game losing streak, the 25-point week, and the lowest-scoring season ever assembled. He retired immediately, and honestly, what else was there to say? Some careers fade out. This one exploded on the launchpad with the whole league watching. The record book will hold his seat forever.
Records Held
League-wide · glory and shame alikeYear by Year
| Year | Team Name | Record | PF | PA | Seed | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 | Joemosexuals | 8–6 | 1835.0 | 1780.4 | 4 | playoffs |
| 2023 | banjodave | 9–5 | 1805.4 | 1605.9 | 2 | 🥉 Third |
| 2024 | Dick Cheese | 1–13 | 1131.4 | 1596.0 | 12 | — |
Career Extremes
Franchise Legends
Most points started for this team · all-time| # | Player | Pos | Years | Drafted | Pts Started | Pts Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Justin Herbert | QB | ’23 ’24 | ×1 | 437.6 | 473.4 |
| 2 | Tyreek Hill | WR | ’23 | ×1 | 376.4 | 376.4 |
| 3 | Joe Burrow | QB | ’22 | ×1 | 369.0 | 369.0 |
| 4 | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | ’23 | ×1 | 330.9 | 330.9 |
| 5 | Justin Jefferson | WR | ’24 | ×1 | 317.5 | 317.5 |
| 6 | A.J. Brown | WR | ’22 | ×1 | 299.6 | 299.6 |
| 7 | Travis Etienne | RB | ’23 | ×1 | 282.4 | 282.4 |
| 8 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | ’22 | ×1 | 242.4 | 242.4 |
The Type
Drafted more than once · this is a patternDraft Record
Class value vs round average · crowns = top-5 picks league-wide| Year | Class Pts | Value | Best Pick | Worst Pick | 👑 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 | 2013 | -16 | Joe Burrow · Rd 6, +220 | Elijah Mitchell · Rd 5, -144 | 1 |
| 2023 | 2368 | +380 | Raheem Mostert · Rd 12, +204 | Cam Akers · Rd 7, -180 | 1 |
| 2024 | 1878 | -149 | Jared Goff · Rd 10, +233 | Evan Engram · Rd 6, -201 |
Front Office File
The moves · the crimes · the regretsRoster Stories
Draft day vs the final roster · what survived2024 8 of 14 draft picks survived the season 57% retention
- R1 Justin Jefferson 317
- R2 Davante Adams 241
- R3 Brandon Aiyuk 62
- R4 DK Metcalf 191
- R5 Zay Flowers 210
- R6 Evan Engram 2 cut
- R7 Dak Prescott 97 cut
- R8 Jaylen Warren 13 cut
- R9 Devin Singletary 97
- R10 Jared Goff 336
- R11 Trey Benson 11 cut
- R12 Chase Brown 177 cut
- R13 Jake Elliott 19 cut
- R14 Washington Commanders 104
- R10 Jared Goff 336
- R1 Justin Jefferson 317
- R2 Davante Adams 241
- FA Justin Herbert 232
- R5 Zay Flowers 210
- R4 DK Metcalf 191
- waiver Kareem Hunt 145
- FA Cameron Dicker 131
- R14 Washington Commanders 104
- R9 Devin Singletary 97
- waiver Tank Bigsby 86
- R3 Brandon Aiyuk 62
- FA Elijah Higgins 35
2023 8 of 14 draft picks survived the season 57% retention
- R1 Tyreek Hill 376
- R2 Amon-Ra St. Brown 331
- R3 Travis Etienne 282
- R4 Justin Herbert 241 cut
- R5 Dallas Goedert 136
- R6 Miles Sanders 44 cut
- R7 Cam Akers 22 cut
- R8 Diontae Johnson 153
- R9 Quentin Johnston 10 cut
- R10 Buffalo Bills 83 cut
- R11 Tyler Bass 127
- R12 Raheem Mostert 268
- R13 Deuce Vaughn 9 cut
- R14 Tua Tagovailoa 284
- R1 Tyreek Hill 376
- R2 Amon-Ra St. Brown 331
- R14 Tua Tagovailoa 284
- R3 Travis Etienne 282
- R12 Raheem Mostert 268
- R8 Diontae Johnson 153
- R5 Dallas Goedert 136
- R11 Tyler Bass 127
- FA Chuba Hubbard 126
- waiver Dallas Cowboys 103
- FA Jake Ferguson 94
- waiver Jake Browning 76
- FA Chris Boswell 38
- FA Indianapolis Colts 7
2022 6 of 14 draft picks survived the season 43% retention
- R1 Ja'Marr Chase 242
- R2 Alvin Kamara 126 cut
- R3 Mark Andrews 191
- R4 A.J. Brown 300
- R5 Elijah Mitchell 4 cut
- R6 Joe Burrow 369
- R7 Miles Sanders 217
- R8 Jerry Jeudy 93 cut
- R9 Drake London 72 cut
- R10 Chase Edmonds 50 cut
- R11 Tyler Lockett 237
- R12 Green Bay Packers 55 cut
- R13 Matt Gay 34 cut
- R14 Treylon Burks 24 cut
- R6 Joe Burrow 369
- R4 A.J. Brown 300
- R1 Ja'Marr Chase 242
- R11 Tyler Lockett 237
- R7 Miles Sanders 217
- R3 Mark Andrews 191
- FA Rhamondre Stevenson 186
- FA Jared Goff 158
- FA Harrison Butker 111
- FA San Francisco 49ers 98
- FA Tyler Boyd 80
- trade Jonathan Taylor 75
- trade Courtland Sutton 71
- FA Zack Moss 37
Head to Head
Lifetime · playoffs included| Opponent | W | L | Avg PF | Avg PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 carterbrown | 2 | 4 | 109.1 | 111.3 |
 bschutter | 2 | 3 | 107.1 | 117.3 |
| RyanAndrew88 | 4 | 1 | 111.9 | 113.5 |
 Hornbucket69 | 2 | 3 | 114.1 | 109.9 |
 tyadams | 3 | 2 | 127.7 | 130.1 |
| CadeZerr | 2 | 3 | 105.3 | 132.7 |
 tonyczajka | 1 | 3 | 101.4 | 112.3 |
 kkissel2121 | 1 | 2 | 127.3 | 118.6 |
| mattbohall | 2 | 1 | 144.3 | 127.1 |
 Kebz | 1 | 2 | 116.0 | 118.8 |
| sammoore05 | 1 | 2 | 94.9 | 112.5 |
| chopkins01 | 0 | 2 | 82.8 | 102.5 |