Vol 02 · 12 franchises · “Roger Goodells fat cock”
2023 Season
The year bschutter took the belt. Kebz made the final and has been explaining what went wrong ever since.
Tony Falls Off the Face of the Earth
The 14–0 juggernaut came back and went 1–13. That is not a typo. Perfect to clinically dead in twelve months, with Nick Chubb at 1.10 for 23.1 points serving as the shovel. Kebz strolled in as a first-year manager, went 12–2, and then got beaten by 53 in the Finals by bschutter — a 5-seed, 8–6, no business being there — who took the trophy home, deleted himself from the league, and has never been seen again. Also, in Week 3, cojo69 dropped 216.9 on Kebz, the highest score ever recorded here and the single most disrespectful thing one grown man has done to another in this group chat.
Final Table
| # | Manager | Record | PF | PA | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Kebz | 12–2 | 1682.48 | 1540.56 | 🥈 Runner-up |
| 2 |  cojo69 | 9–5 | 1805.42 | 1605.94 | 🥉 Third |
| 3 |  Hornbucket69 | 9–5 | 1750.14 | 1623.38 | playoffs |
| 4 |  kkissel2121 | 8–6 | 1770.42 | 1626.66 | playoffs |
| 5 |  bschutter | 8–6 | 1765.04 | 1588.04 | 🏆 Champion |
| 6 | sammoore05 | 8–5–1 | 1530.24 | 1436.82 | playoffs |
| 7 |  tyadams | 6–8 | 1617.82 | 1793.24 | |
| 8 | mattbohall | 6–8 | 1581.78 | 1744.16 | |
| 9 |  RyanAndrew88 | 6–8 | 1514.22 | 1704.64 | |
| 10 | CadeZerr | 5–8–1 | 1680.52 | 1628.48 | |
| 11 | carterbrown | 5–9 | 1466.96 | 1614.18 | |
| 12 |  tonyczajka | 1–13 | 1376.52 | 1635.46 |
The Luck Index
Actual record vs all-play recordThe first column is the record that counted. The second is the all-play record — how each team would have done playing everybody every week. The gap is pure schedule luck, and some of these numbers should be investigated.
| Manager | Actual | All-Play | Luck | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebz | 12–2 | 88–66 | +4.0 | schedule was rigged for him |
| sammoore05 | 8–5 | 64–89 | +2.1 | schedule was rigged for him |
| cojo69 | 9–5 | 96–58 | +0.3 | clean |
| carterbrown | 5–9 | 52–102 | +0.3 | clean |
| Hornbucket69 | 9–5 | 99–55 | +0.0 | clean |
| RyanAndrew88 | 6–8 | 67–87 | -0.1 | clean |
| kkissel2121 | 8–6 | 90–64 | -0.2 | clean |
| mattbohall | 6–8 | 69–85 | -0.3 | clean |
| bschutter | 8–6 | 94–60 | -0.5 | clean |
| tyadams | 6–8 | 74–80 | -0.7 | clean |
| tonyczajka | 1–13 | 43–111 | -2.9 | genuinely screwed |
| CadeZerr | 5–8 | 87–66 | -3.0 | genuinely screwed |
Games of the Year
Kings of the Week
Weekly top scores · regular season cojo69 👑 ×3 tyadams 👑 ×3 kkissel2121 👑 ×2 Hornbucket69 👑 ×2 bschutter 👑 ×2 RyanAndrew88 👑 ×1 mattbohall 👑 ×1 Steals & Busts
Draft verdicts, with the benefit of hindsight- Dak Prescott QB Rd 7 · mattbohall 351.8
- Tua Tagovailoa QB Rd 14 · cojo69 284.4
- Brock Purdy QB Rd 7 · tonyczajka 282.6
- Mike Evans WR Rd 8 · tyadams 282.5
- Trevor Lawrence QB Rd 5 · tyadams 276.5
- Nick Chubb RB Rd 1, pick 10 · tonyczajka 23.1
- Tee Higgins WR Rd 3, pick 31 · tyadams 36.9
- Mark Andrews TE Rd 2, pick 24 · sammoore05 135.4
- Rhamondre Stevenson RB Rd 3, pick 30 · carterbrown 145.7
- Joe Burrow QB Rd 3, pick 35 · Hornbucket69 153.2
Points are what each player actually delivered to the team that drafted him. The full board lives in the 2023 draft.
Team MVPs
Each franchise's engine · points startedPlayer Theater
The individual performances of the yearSam LaPorta , claimed off waivers in Week 1 by kkissel2121 — 230.4 points started the rest of the way.
bschutter left Kyren Williams and his 38.4 points on the bench in Week 12, then lost by 14.1. No further questions.